Clinton builds first wood-burning spaceship!

Vast seas of liquid recently discovered on Saturn’s largest moon, Titan, have Hillary’s campaign headquarters all abuzz.

The senator from New York has just announced that, when she is elected president, she promises to send husband Bill on a fact-finding mission to Titan to explore the possibilities of using mass quantities of surface liquids as an alternative fuel source and thus eliminating our reliance on foreign oil.

Bill initially refused until Hillary revealed she was more than happy to send Monica with him for moral support. Bill immediately ran into the backyard and resumed work on his half-completed wood-burning spaceship. The thought being there are no gas stations in space but he could always cut down trees along the way.

Hillary stifled construction saying he could take a refurbished scuttled shuttle.

Bill examined the said shuttle and pointed out a few minor discrepancies. For instance the ship had a coin-operated washer and dryer. Hillary said they were necessary to defer the cost of the trip and suggested it really didn’t matter since Monica doesn’t wash her clothes anyway.

Bill asked if he could take a case of cigars? Hillary said only if he smokes with the window open. She doesn’t want the curtains coming back all smelly.

Bill remarked that he has long been a student of Hungarian Mythology and was always fascinated with Tales of the Titans and looks forward to the possibilities of actually meeting them in person.

Hillary pointed out the trip will be a long one and Bill’s return depends on the flammability coefficients of Titan’s liquids, which will have to be utilized for the return trip. She’s including a long siphon hose.

If they turn out to be non-flammable she says she will miss him but can use the sympathy factor for her second term.

A truly win-win scenario!

By George