The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde: Project Popcorn
Article Date: 10/03/2007
By Nick Strathern
Meet Jayms Blonde. He's gorgeous, he's gay, and he makes the bad guys pay!
The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde: Project Popcorn
Article Date: 10/03/2007
By Nick Strathern
Meet Jayms Blonde. He's gorgeous, he's gay, and he makes the bad guys pay! A hairdresser by trade and a secret agent by choice, Jayms and his faithful pedicurist Precious Needmoore, lead the fight to save the planet from bad hair and bad air. Armed with bullet proof-mousse, Uzi blow-dryers,and hair-curler hand-grenades, they rescue the dude-in-distress, and make saving the earth look fabulous! When a hairdresser turns hero, "wash and blow" has a whole new meaning. So stand back world, because when Jayms kicks ass, it's foreplay!
Grab Jayms Blonde, renowned stylist to the stars and secret agent, and hang on if you can. He is going to take you on an entertaining joyride through a deliriously hyper-active soap opera of a world where just about everyone is gay and espionage is the sexiest occupation around.
Under Mama’s watchful eye and with his delicious sidekick Precious by his side, Jayms armed with the latest high-tech gadgets, takes on the flawless and evil Zaroya who attempts world domination by kidnapping an international beauty queen and starting a war over oil.
As if it weren’t enough to try and take over the world she is also keeping her gay son hostage much to the chagrin of her outrageous mother Sylvia who just wants her grandson to get laid every once in a while. Packed with more action than a bathhouse on a Saturday night it can be hard to keep up.
With a cast of over-the-top characters and a vein of irresistible sexiness, Robert W. Cabell's Jayms Blonde is one book that delivers page after page of twists and turns. It is made all the more fun by the comic drawings that accompany the story and put faces to the wildly dangerous and irreverently sexual players that make it so much fun.
If you are looking for literary genius this is not your book but if you are looking for a couple of afternoons worth of getting to know an impossibly dashing hero ready to take the term “blow dry” to a whole other level then you have met your match. A good man is hard to find and a hard man is good to find, thanks to Jayms Blonde we can now have our cake and eat it too.
- Nick Strathern, TLAVideo.com
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