AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Kalikiano Kalei, iH.G. Potter, iBob Boze, iPawan Mishra, iBryon Smith, iGwendolyn Thomas Gath, iShirley Francis-Salley, iSergio Serrano, Ph.D., iT. Weber, iEva Pasco, i

  Home > Humor > Articles Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry      Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Dennis Coleman

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 38 Titles
· 61 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Nov, 2006

Dennis Coleman, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.


Are things out of hand in public schools?
by Dennis Coleman   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
Recent articles by
Dennis Coleman

• Is it just me, or do we all miss George Carlin?
• Springtime...the time of abundant hope
• My personal collection of odd words and expressions.
• Things I Just Don't Understand
• More New Rules for 2008
           >> View all

Is it just me?

Is it just me, or are things a little wacky at Owen J. Roberts Schools?

 

The headline in the paper today said that the school swimming pool would have to be drained, because an errant soccer ball smashed a window, leaving glass in it. I have a suggestion. Fill the pool with dirt, and save the money. I cannot see how it is possibly worth the investment to keep a swimming pool maintained with the amount of time that it could be used, and to a much greater extent, for the few number of students that it serves. School is just not a place for a swimming pool, if I am paying for it, which I am. 

 

Of course, we do have the fancy electronic sign out in front of the school. Someone told me it cost more than fifty thousand bucks, but that can’t possibly be true , can it? I mean who needs a fancy sign like that to announce the school play.

I was told that it would also be used for emergency announcements, but I don’t guess that’s right either. Who in the world is going to drive down to the school to read a sign in an emergency?

 

Also, is there someone promising to stick around in an emergency to post a message?

 

“Uh, excuse me ma’am, the schools on fire.”

“O.K. Let me just put it up on the fancy expensive electronic sign that the school is on fire.”

“No need ma’am, you can see it from the road.”

“Good point.”

 

If they want to make that sign really useful, they should post the daily breakfast special at the Ridge Restaurant. Now that would serve the community.

 

Nowadays, you can get away with any rule, or any expense, if you just say that it going to keep someone safe. That’s also how administrators get to brag about their zero-tolerance program. I recall being taught that intolerance is a weakness, and having examples cited such as old Joe Stalin. Regardless of the opinion of the school, or the state of the world, it is a timeless truth that children will require tolerance in growing up.

I fear the coming reaction of the children when they one day consider the entirety of their education.

Perhaps it will be them that consider all of the costs of giving up too much freedom to ensure safety. Perhaps the kid that got suspended because he had a penknife in the locked glove compartment of his locked car will lead the way to sense and reason.

 

The world has changed; there is no doubt about that. Has there ever been a time when that wasn’t true ? It is the reaction to the change that I find most disturbing. Here are a few examples of what the community has allowed to happen.

 

-Every kid rides on a bus where every move is videotaped.

-There are cameras in classrooms.

-There is a constant security presence in the school.

-The school decides what foods kids can eat, not parents.

 

Review those four things, and tell me if it doesn’t sound just a little bit like being incarcerated.

 

Of course, all you have to do is read on the school website that recently a whole bunch of people spent a whole lot of time creating a mission statement; so I am sure that sense and reason are just around the corner. Maybe it’s closer than I think, because apparently the school used to be “good,” but pretty soon it is going to be “great.”

 

Of course, there is nothing at all that we can do about the foolish spending, endless self-praise, and militant stature that the school seems to have endorsed, adopted, and approved. We are all just helpless to the whims of the school board and the superintendent. Right?

 

 

 

All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.


Want to review or comment on this article?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Popular Humor Articles
  1.  Crash Dummies
  2.  Penny Power
  3.  Pedicure and Chicken
  4.  Beware the Tsundoku!
  5.  Snow White Trailer Trash Talk
  6.  How to Survive Bean Soup, The Game.
  7.  Poetry Submission
  8.  Losing Ticket
  9.  Shot/No Shot
  10.  Dilatation of Closed Phrenix Confabula
  11.  Kaltenheiss's famed Katya im Boxer qua
  12.  Getting Old In The Real World
  13.  Precedent Linkin's Gettysberg A Dress
  14.  More GFI
  15.  Breaking Bad meets Star Trek and Pies
  16.  Imminent Danger
  17.  The Left-Handed Heart
  18.  The Great Turtle Stampede
  19.  Toughest Million
  20.  Spark Plug
  21.  Battle of the Bulge: Jesus Hates Speed
  22.  My colonoscopy 3/20/14 – I have to tel
  23.  Problem Solving, Or The Day My Septic
  24.  Segments from a Bifurcated Life
  25.  NEW KEYBOARD

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked is adult humor that satirizes 12 popular Nathaniel Hawthorne stories in parody form.  
Member BookAds

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces by Jay Dubya

Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces is adult literature that satirizes famous children's stories, fables and fairy tales. The work is Jay Dubya's twenty-first e-book available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble Nook.  
Member BookAds

The Demon of the Shadows by Ronald Scala

A historical horror tale of demonic possession and heroic courage  
Member BookAds