Set the mood with lighting. Turn all the lights off because, let’s face it, you’re both old.

 
        Romance For Seniors

1.  Make sure your partner is actually in  the bed, and actually your partner.

2.. Set timer  for 3 minutes, in case you fall asleep in the  middle.

3. Set the  mood with lighting. Turn all the lights off because, let’s face it, you’re both old.

4. Put  911 on your speed dial before you begin because, let’s face it, you’re both old.

5. Keep repeating your partner’s name so you don’t forget it. Actually,  it would probably be best to keep thinking your partner’s name so you don’t forget it.

6. . Keep the  Fix-O-Dent or Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up  where you’ll need a gynecologist to retrieve them.