The Real Wife—

Teaches her children to love and serve God always
Honors her husband and loves him sacrificially
Engages in learning activities that promote holiness in her marriage
Redeems and restores her husband when he falls out of grace
Expects her husband to be her teacher, leader, mentor and counselor
Acknowledges her husband’s’ foibles but never use them to belittle him
Loves her husband and treats him as the king of her earthly kingdom
Wins her husband’s affection and friendship with her ‘savoir 
faire et vivre’
Initiates special activities that please her husband and boosts his confidence
Forgives her husband’s with no intention to regurgitate past offenses
Excels in matters of the soul and heart and excite her husband with holy living
—Mona Joseph

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY’RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
—Anonymous

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

The best lover a man can have is his wife

If a husband and wife get along in the bedroom it’s because they get along in other rooms.

Little wife well willed, is great riches.

Cash is king and the queen has it.

No one has listened their way out of a loving relationship. —Tuchy Palmieri

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. —Sigmund Freud 


The problem today is that too many couples have gone from playing house, to playing with their house.

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. —Rodney Dangerfield

Divorce is a long bridge to cross.

It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. —Robert Frost

An Obedient Wife commands his warrior. —Maori Wisdom

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. —Agatha Christie

Marriage—a partnership in which dedication determines its outcome. —Allan Cane

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” —Oscar Wilde

A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn’t understand two things: 1—Women; 2—Fractions