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Did you ever notice that…

There are no public restrooms in banks?
The friendliest people in any business are generally the lowest paid?
The best teachers are those you like the most?
The most humble people are the same ones who will not cheat you?
That you don’t trust places with guards and locked doors?
You can live without most fads?
New things are nice but they don’t compare to your old stuff?
Ice cream is still the best child psychology?
Justice is the least thing you feel in a court room?
Funeral homes are too lavish?
Large tombstones project big egos?
Your most trustworthy friend is a cat or a dog?
Wealthy people are the most likely to say “it’s not about money?”
Praying is no substitute for doing?
Quiet music beats loud music almost every time?
“Nice job” and “thanks” go a long way?
“Stingy and stodgy” are wedded to “ugly and boring?”
Humor soothes a weary soul?
A genuine smile is often the start of a long friendship?
You’re thankful that coffee and wine [in moderation] are good for you?
Good writers make great lovers? Hmmm.