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Breakfast 'Whine'
by Sandra S Corona   
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Last edited: Monday, January 5, 2015
Posted: Monday, January 5, 2015

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Some people wake up grouchy. Nobody should have to put up with that EVERY morning. I found a solution that works for me.

Breakfast 'Whine'

I, personally, do NOT like 'whine' with breakfast!  Lately I've begun leaving my 'ears' (hearing-aid; right ear only) on the dresser.  When I'm ready to communicate, I put my ears on.  Things are not only quiet, folks are much more pleasant :)!
I LOVE peace and quiet.  Don't wear my 'ears' except when in the company of others.  
I have fewer ear infections, headaches and am not too likely to be treated as a servant (fetch me this or bring me THAT) ... I'm SO happy without it!  Plus, no feedback!  That squelching noise annoys YOU ... just think about the fact that it's in MY EAR!  It's horrid!
 


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