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I is smart!
SMARTS
All seriousness aside I must comment on intelligence, (I couldn’t even spell the word?)
We measure intelligence, or lack of it, in various ways paramounted by IQ which I know nothing about other than mine is Off The Charts.
Being at the top of the heap is not always a good thing when further investigation shows They are talking about idiots.
I will say this unaquivickably, (I left that word to show my spelling prowless, emphasis on less, delete that Spellchecker just informed me there is no less in prowess. I think prowless sounds better.)
Anyway, I will say this unequivocally and unambiguous as a matter of true unadulterated fact…
I have more intelligence in my little finger than most peoples have in their entire hand.
Only faux pas is I cut that finger off.
By George
UPDATE!
This just in...
CORRECTION
It was pointed out to me that I didn’t cut off the entire finger so maybe some intelligence is still there?
My Bad…
The correct sentence should have been, “I have more brains IN THE TIP of my little finger…
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Relying on my (stupid) intelligence to get by, I never used the dictionary and was finally caught when I tried to write about something being un-kept (not being kept very well--like my spelling ability). Lo and behold, my spellchecker told me that the word was "unkempt." I still can't figure out why they put that damn "m" in a perfectly well spelled word? ;-)
Ron