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Here it comes, there it goes!

13 AUG 2018
Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi
TIME…Non High Pathetical

Good Evening,

Albert Einstein stated… “The only reason for time is so everything does not happen all at once.”

What a magnificently profound statement that is! My favorite quote by far, and if I were so inclined, (Which I am thankfully not,) I would have it tattooed across my chest.
Were he still alive he would be my mentor. As it stands he is my unequivocal inspiration. Do not snicker when I say my brain is similar to his. They thrive on like impulses. He just used his more than I.

Relativity is his greatest theory.
TIME is his greatest fact.
Please note that it is the ONLY reason for it. There are no others.

But what is time?
Time is broken into three segments or zones, past, present, and future. Each is dependent on the other. None can survive on it’s own, although they operate independently so to speak.

There is an additional zone, Twilight, but that is neither here nor there so we merely imagine it.

Each of the zones that concern us are active non static entities that move about and cultivate themselves. Two of them constantly grow and are never the same as before.
The Past grows as things happen and pass on to it.
It would be logical to presume the Future must shrink in respect, yet that is not the case. It also grows due to imagination.
Time is measured in periods called years. Both Past and Future have thousands upon thousands of years. The numbers are so vast they are unaccountable.

The Present is but a twinkling of an eye. An instant! A Flash! First it is coming, then it is gone.
So why have it?

Nothing happens in the past…it is over.
Nothing happens in the future…it is not yet.

EVERYTHING happens in the Present.
Once it happens it is Past.

All that ever happened did so in that twinkling of an eye.
The most important segment of time is the tiny instant flash when things happen.

Here it comes, there it goes!

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 14, 2018
I wonder what happened as I nodded off while reading this?

Bye, George,

Ron

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