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Now you see why I stay away from politics.

Professor Penwose, Kiwi

Good evening,

I was wondering…
If someone steals your identity, who answers your phone?

Have you read…
DIARY OF AN ILLITERATE
Don’t bother, the pages are blank?

Politics and religion are two things I tend to stay away from. Please forgive my ignorance of both.

This headline intrigued me…
Trump to Fox News: “If I ever got impeached, I think the market would crash.”

Impeached…they always bring up Impeach like a dirty word for presidents.

I suppose presidents are Peachy until impeached?
If we break the word down we find Im peached.
The only pronunciation for Im is I’m…therefore it comes out
“I’m Peached,” which is still Peachy. So why bother?

In any event why would the peach market crash?

Now you see why I stay away from politics.

Penwose Out.
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 25, 2018
From across the pond, I see that you have it figured out much better than most ‘Mericans. And most of us don't know impeach from impound, Mexicans from Moslems, for that matter. So it doesn't matter. Have you ever noticed that the backside of a peach's cleavage is reminiscent of good-looking arse? Peach fuzz and all? So far, Trump is squeaky peachy clean.

Bye, George,

Ron

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