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If everybody was stupid, nobody would be stupid.

Penwose
Stupid

Stupid is as stupid does. But what do I do?
A fool and his money are soon parted.
I’m broke?

If everybody was stupid, nobody would be stupid.
Stupid needs to have smart to tell it it is stupid. Stupid does not know it is stupid. If it were smart, it would know it is stupid, but would not know it is smart, because it is stupid.

A smart person is smart and knows it, yet quite often not as smart as he thinks. A stupid person knows nothing, yet quite often is stupider than that.

A stupid person sees a problem and says, “I can’t do that.”
A smart person sees the problem and says, “How can I do that?” and finds a way.

Stupid persons usually do what smart persons are above.
What would happen if everything we do is done by someone else? And everything they do is done by someone else…and so on and so forth down the line until it all trickles down to one person…and that person wants a day off?
Smart people need to start doing things so things like that do no happen…other smart people, not I.

The British Dictionary defines stupid as; lacking in common sense, perception, or normal intelligence; a fool.

Fool is defined as; a silly or stupid person; an ignoramus.

For that I went to The Devil’s Dictionary…
Ignoramus, n. A person unacquainted with certain kinds of knowledge familiar to yourself, and having certain other kinds that you know nothing about.

That tells us that an ignoramus, or fool, is stupid and knows nothing of things we smart people know, yet may know other things that are stupid.

I wonder what they call a person who knows nothing at all?

Penwose out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 22, 2018
A zombie? Someone "suffering" from Alzheimer's syndrome? Why did they name it after that guy. Was he smarter than the rest?

I find myself doing stupid things all the time. Either that makes me stupid, or, since I hurry up and try to correct the stupid without making it more stupid (stupider), I must be a genius.

Bye, George,

Ron

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