Starbucks offer

Starting Monday off right!

May the Saints be praised, (The real Saints not the ones from Norlans,) the world is not as nasty as first conceived. I just received this email message and all the evil that persisted suddenly vanished and the world is a brighter, warmer, friendlier place and we will live in tranquility as though all politicians are dead.

CONGRATS! YOU’VE BEEN SELECTED FOR $50 STARBUCKS REWARD
Or a cup of coffee, whichever is greater?
I added that line, without even checking their current prices.

Send this message to your friends so they too may reap the benefits.
Oh Wait, this is just for Me!
Nevermind!

You are free to come along and enviously watch me sip. I will try not to gloat but I must confess I will probably be feeling not unlike Sheldon from another dimension.
Let the good times roll!

Penwose Out,
By George
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