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READY FOR SHARK TANK

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I’m not going begging to them, let them find their own genius invention, I’m letting you, my friends, in on the ground floor…literally.
A good million dollar money making idea may come only once in a lifetime, and you must pounce upon it before it escapes you.

Impending patent pending depending on dependencies and independencies.

Have you seen the advertisements for “Walk in Tubs?”
They seem rather nice, but speak nothing of “Walking Out?”
The bather seems to be left cold to the bone, after the water has drained, looking at the slippery soap scum left behind, wondering how one is to safely Get Out?
The soothing relaxing stimulating bath seems to have taken a turn.

I have a completely different alternative that I will call, something Penwose?

My Walk in-Sail Out Tub, will feature a built in prefabricated channel, with a detached drain installed in the middle of the bathroom floor instead of in the tub. When the bath is finished the bather simply opens the door while still wet and warm, and sails out of the tub with the water as easily and exhilarating as floating down a stream.

For a nuts point of view I took pictures for my Xwife, by marriage, to look at. She said the bathers would get dirty again lying on the floor.
I pointed out they need merely mop the floor before bathing.
It is so easy to outwit a nitwit…but apparently not all of them?

Another nut, listening in, said that Old Folks lying on the floor would not be able to Get Up.

I forgot about that…NEVERMIND!

Penwose Out,
By George
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