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If you don't ask, we can't help you.

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

INSANITY, if you have to ask, you are.
If you don’t ask, we can’t help you.

My hero, Albert Einstein was quite a guy. He authored my favorite quotation…
“THE ONLY REASON FOR TIME IS SO EVERYTHING DOESN’T HAPPEN ALL AT ONCE.”
What a prophetic statement!

He also said that INSANITY, is doing something over and over again and expecting different results.

I have read that hundreds of times and can’t figure it out. Maybe if I read it again?

I don’t know what he would call me? Every time I do something I get different results.

I am also unable to disferenciate between things that are the same.
I had a hard time spelling that word. If you have to ask which one, read no further. You are probably one of those insulted by my previous article on Stupid Questions, and don’t know why? I don’t either.
If it is spelled wrong please don’t tell me as it will break my heart. Let’s just call it a new word.

If insanity runs in your family you should run away from it.

Penwose Out,
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