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'Tomorrow we'll be in paradise': Islamic State followers speak from besieged enclave.
GOOD! You call it paradise, we call it Hell, either way you’re dead!
The big news today is George got ripped off. Don’t tell him I told you, he said not to, so I told him I wouldn’t, but I’m a news guy, I can’t help it.
George just bought an almost new vehicle. He found some cool graphics for it on Ebay for $20.00. He bought them. Then he got a conformation notice from the seller. When he clicked on “Check order status,” he found it selling at $19,99.
Can you believe they ripped him off for a penny?
He said he’d write them a letter of complaint and demand a penny refund. I told him the price of a stamp was way more than that. He said he has a roll of Forever Stamps and one less wouldn’t matter. I told him the envelope costs way more than a penny.
He’s sending an email.
He’s excited because this might be his big chance to get on Judge Judy. I told him she does Small Claims but not that small. He said he’d sue for defamation of character. I told him that ship already sailed.
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