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I also used to be called Red.

Professor Penwose, Kiwi

Good For Me and Those Like Me

There are two Blacklist episodes airing tonight back to back. It was so nice to finally find a character I meld with mentally.
The description of the first show states:
Red, (I also used to be called Red,) and the Task Force hunt for legendary fugitive Robert Vesco, one of history's most notorious conmen.
He must be good because I…wait a minute, I was going to say that I never heard of him, then the thought came to mind that maybe the illusion was based on an actual person, so I better check online.

WHOA! I don’t know how we survived without The Internet?
This guy was big…really big! Good thing I checked, he’s all over the WEB, including sneak peeks at tonight’s Blacklist portrayal, which I’m going to watch so I didn’t watch the sneak peak. My mind is so complex I can watch a preview and figure out the whole show, which kind of ruins it for me. I’m not always right, but my versions are usually better. I was going to say “always,” but I do not want to appear Uppity. It’s so hard to be humble.

A pop-up add popped-up on my screen for a band playing here known as Reckless in Vegas. I just purchased a new vehicle, so obviously that is what I wish to be in Vegas…Reckless. While others are watching their show, I’ll be out cruising The Strip…Wrecklessly…I hope!

I’ve already received several notifications today on my cellophane accompanied by my new bottle cap sound. It is so Cool!
You probably are wondering why I wrote cellophane?
That is the suggested word given to me by Spell Checker for cellphone.
There, it did it again! So I’m writing cell phone, which is probably the faultless way anyway? Spell Checker concurs.

I had something I was going to write before, but this stuff came to mind and I forgot the other stuff. Usually I am The King of Over Thinking, yet sometimes like now my thoughts tend to wander. Maybe I’ll think of what I thought later, or maybe I’ll think it wasn’t what I thought it was? I need to lie down.

Penwose Out,
By George
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