My brother, Wayne sent me the name of a place for writers called WATTPAD,com.
I checked it out and it sounds good but it’s late in the day and I’m too tired to write a story so I sent them this…
My name is George Elkin Albitz. I am as new to WATTPAD as it is to me. This is my first writing to tell what I do. I am a self-proclaimed humor writer with primarily three characters who are all more educated than myself yet they cannot write so I must do that for them.
Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi…teaches at The University.
Doctor Swigmon Fwad, Kiwi…delves into issues of The Mind.
Hinkly Dinkly Reporting…Standby for news.
You probably noticed a Kiwi following the monikers of Professor Penwose and Swigmon Fwad.
Both of them question why Men of Stature choose to list their shoe polishes after their names, but since it is done, they will do it, however neither uses Esquire.
Each day I write a column featuring one of the above. Since I am now a part of WATTPAD that feature will be featured.
All are welcome to read.
By George
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Here’s my story…
Think of something humorous and interesting and pretend it is from me. Only don't copyright it because then we won't be able to use it.
Ah, they're telling me its not enough characters, so use your imagine over and over till you get it right.
I have never heard of a WATTPAD, but I will venture a guess… It is an iPad in need of watts?
I have tried both (on my shoes, not attached to my name). Kiwi is soft and probably the poop of the bird shown on the cover, while Esquire is hard and slick, just like the lawyers who use it on their shoes so they can look up though barrister's skirts and do other hard-nosed things. I only attach EdD, standing for "educated dimwit."
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
I have tried both (on my shoes, not attached to my name). Kiwi is soft and probably the poop of the bird shown on the cover, while Esquire is hard and slick, just like the lawyers who use it on their shoes so they can look up though barrister's skirts and do other hard-nosed things. I only attach EdD, standing for "educated dimwit."
Bye, George,
Ron