THIS IS WHY EVERYONE THINKS THEY ARE MIDDLE CLASS (even if they aren’t)
It might not feel that way, but you might actually be upper middle class.
I don’t like to criticize my colleagues, (More than twice a day,) but the second word of the secondary line should be “may” to avoid being redundant. Don’t ask me to repeat it because that would be defeating the critique.
Yeah, I’m Middle Class…if I live to be 150!
Face it folks, I’m Over The Hill, or Old Class. I’m on the way down so I’m not UPPER Middle Class.
Actually I’m Old Fart Class!
So are my friends. We just sit around all day and fart…kind of like the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.
You’re welcome to join us to see if I’m lying, but once you get there you’ll wish you hadn’t, so just take my word for it.
I don’t know what this has to do with news?
Old news seems to be coming more common. In spite of lots of crankiness, I still feel like a lusty young steed. But if I view my pictures and videos, I realize that the guy in the picture is getting really old really fast. So, I hope I don't have to look at those strange images much longer or I will have to reconfigure myself into Santa Claus or something more appropriate than how I feel. But fortunately I still "feel" with my hands. ;-)
Incidentally, I have enough gas now to become sustainable without any other source of energy. One of the advantages of growing older on a fixed budget, sliding into poverty, not the 1%.
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Incidentally, I have enough gas now to become sustainable without any other source of energy. One of the advantages of growing older on a fixed budget, sliding into poverty, not the 1%.
Bye, George,
Ron