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Can you train your brain for failure?

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HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BRAIN TO BE RESILIENT TO FAILURE. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR BRAIN TO BE RESILIENT TO FAILURE.

I wonder if they have a course on redundant tendencies? I seem to have hit that key twice? You probably would expect me to delete one, but I can never choose which to delete? The first would seem the basis for the idea, yet the second would be the freshest, although the first would seem the second when read. I’m quite sure you now see why I left both.

The psycho babbliests are at it again. I think when they sit around with nothing to do, they start writing. That’s what I do. If they were redundant we would be in a real pickle. I do not have to say that twice.

I do not need to train my brain, or anything else in my head, for resilience to failure. It’s been springing back for years!

Speaking of springing back and resilience. My therapist, (Doctor Fwad,) saw that I was a bit stiff lately, so he gave me a coupon for a free manipulation and sent me to a misogynist, at least that is what I thought he said, but as previously stated my brain is adapt to failure.

The address took me to a shack by the tracks, rather than an office, and the plush plants were overgrown weeds. The misogynist had no receptionist and was inside making some kind of a bomb. At least that is what it looked like, but his friend was smoking, so I don’t know?

He smiled when I told him I was divorced. I smiled when he told me he never married, without wondering why. I presented my coupon.

“Are you people CRAZY?” He yelled. “I am a Misogynist. Do you know what that means? I hate women! All kinds of women! Big ones, Tall ones. Fat Ones, Skinny ones, ALL WOMEN! I display hostility against them, androcentrism, patriarchy, male privilege, belittling of women, disenfranchisement of women, violence against women, I don’t even open doors for them.”

“So, can you give me a massage?”

Penwose Out,
By George
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