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No way Hinkly Dinkly is getting this one

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

No way Hinkly Dinkly is getting this one.

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Dog Sitter Caught Walking Around Naked In Customer's Home

A dog sitter has been caught on camera walking around her client’s house naked.

That line is rather redundant don’t you think?

Disgusting! Dreadful. Do you believe the audacity?

How can they report such behavior without giving contact information?
I may wish to hire her? Actually I think I do. She has good references.

I must find a way to employ her. I wonder if she dresses naked for interviews?

First I must go out and buy a dog.

Good thing she isn’t a baby sitter.

Is anyone there astute at installing hidden cameras?

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 23, 2019

OMG! What a punishment for that dog! She sat on it! Poor thing must have been really pinned down with that. I would warn you about her having to come to your house and sit on your dog.

Bye, George,

Ron

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