All my impressions are perfect!

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

As you know I do not like to brag but…

You’ve all seen impressionists right? The guys who pretend to be someone else. Rich Little and Frank Gorshin to name a few. They are good, really good, but not perfect.

I am perfect!

It’s hard to be humble. I try but when you’re this good it just comes out.

As I said Rich and Frank and all the rest are close…but no cigar.
I’m smoking Cubans.

Every impression I do looks and sounds EXACTLY like the person impressed. And, I don’t do just one or two, I do many many.

OK, you twisted my arm. Here are few samples…

Train Conductor…”Tickets please!”
Cowboy…”Nice horse!”
Fireman…:Where’s the fire?”
Baker…”Take a number!”
Judge…”Guilty!”
Defendant…”Oh Yeah, prove it!”
Bank Robber…”Give me the money!”
IRS Agent……”Give me the money!”

I got a million of em!

Penwose Out,
By George
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