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Could there be two of him?

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY (or vice versa)…Just reading tonight’s free TV broadcasts I see that From Dust Till Dawn 3 is to be shown after the previous two as it should be, even though it is a prequel of the sequel and taking place before the others, which I have not yet seen so it really doesn’t matter…to me.

The thing I find astounding is, the main character, Ambrose Bierce, is the author of one of my favorite books, next to God’s, The Devil’s Dictionary. Could there be two of him…like John Smith?

Could this be his biography of sorts, dealing with demons and vampires while writing a dictionary? Is this where the title came from? I shall have to watch it!

I hope I do not find it intriguing for if I decide I would like to see the following two episodes they have already been shown, with only the news remaining, and who wants to see that?

People are the dumbest people!
On the lighter side, during a recent episode of Family Feud, which I don’t even know are new or reruns, Steve Harvey asked, “Name something that you know is real even though you’ve never seen it?”
A guy answered, “Big Foot!”

Here are a few more questions for the entrance exam I just dug up.

How much would you be willing to kick back for a good education?
If you do not think you can be smart, where would you like to be stupid?
Did you apply for a football scholarship?
Do you think we will get a football team?
Write down a list of things you forgot.
Tell us something personal about yourself that you do not want anyone to know. If it’s weird, write it on the back.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on August 26, 2019
I'm sure you had at least as much fun writing this as I did in reading it. You are a clever and witty guy. Looking forward to your next rendering. It should go well with a glass of wine. Many thanks.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 26, 2019
I hate vampire stories. Often poor copies of the original. But I liked From Dusk Till Dawn. But my memory only remembers Cheech Marin… He is always memorable. One of those bars you don't want to drop in on of the road for a friendly drink. You won't get one.

I know Bigfoot existed. I saw him at my brother's log home in northeastern Arizona. I have a video, but he wasn't moving, all 8 feet of him just standing by the door and guarding it like he was made of wood, carved so realistically as to be the same character I saw in that friendly Bigfoot TV show a few years ago. He smelled slightly of cedar rather than the rank smell that has been reported, and I was grateful for that because otherwise my brother's house would've stunk like high heaven! I say was, because last year my brother's log home burned completely down, thanks to the kindling provided from Bigfoot himself. Sigh!

Those entrance exam questions are unreal! They should be used.

Bye, George,

Ron

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