The other day while strolling down the lane an obviously misinformed individual had the unmitigated audacity to call me a Duck.
I am not a duck! I have never been a duck! And I resent being called a duck!…
I got hit in the head with an egg.
Which also was not a duck but seemed to be of the chicken variety?
The misinformed individual then called me a turkey.
I am not a turkey! I have never been a turkey! And I resent being called a turkey!…
But I ducked!
