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There is no cure for nothing

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There is no cure for nothing. If you have nothing, you are stuck with it until you get something, then you are lucky if you find a cure you can afford. If you get a doctor bill with something on it you’ll be paying a lot more than if there was nothing.

But don’t be quick to hop to it.
A friend of mine had nothing, got something, and died. I told them he had something, but the doctor said he had nothing, so it must have gotten away?
Nobody went to his funeral because they were afraid he was contagious. I think the undertaker wearing a mask had something to do with it?

Another friend had something but nobody knew what it was, so they couldn’t find a cure till after he was dead, and of no use to him.
If you get something, know what it is. And make sure you tell somebody.
The worst feeling in the world is to know what you have and wake up dead without a cure.

If you come across some prevention…Get It! A pound of it is worth a ton of cure and easier to carry home.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 8, 2019
Fortunately, a miracle cure arrives at my email every day. And they always write that the doctors are very mad because it saves so much money for me to spend my money on this miracle rather than doctor visits. So like you say, I take no chances and order all of this miracle cure and take it religiously. If you could see my house, it is filled with bottles of miracle stuff with foreign sounding names, mostly from the good people of China with the generic name, Chinese herbs. Great stuff!

I feel healthier every day and don't have it, whatever it is, because I got a cure for it before I get it. Got it?

Bye, George,

Ron

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