I wrote a manuscript the other day. Spellchecker said it was not a legal document. Undercover Word Detectives have been driving past my house ever since. They think I don’t know it’s them, but one guy stuck his head out of the window and his mustache blew off, plus their vehicle has government plates.
My xwife used to act like a dog, so they stay away from the house. I don’t think they know she’s locked up in a nut house? I used to have signs “OK to feed dog,” but they never feed her. Government agents are cheap.
I called my lawyer. He asked me what kind of paper I wrote it on? I told him a legal pad.
He said, “Then it’s a legal document.”
I have mixed emotions about his opinions as he usually just represents kangaroos. But he’s free.
Ya know that guy who used to squeeze the Charmin? He’s a door to door beggar now. He just knocked on my door asking for a handout. I was relieved. I was afraid he was going to ask to use the bathroom. I have Good Value instead of Charmin…its cheaper, and who cares how soft it is?
Are commercial people famous?
Seriously, if you saw someone from commercials in the mall, would you ask for their autograph? Would you take a selfie with them? Would you tell your family and friends about it? Would it be one of your life’s memorable experiences?
Say for instance you saw that goofy woman who sells car insurance walking down the avenue. Would you keep walking toward her? Would you spruce yourself up thinking they may be filming? Would you tell her you know who she is?
How many commercials does someone have to do before they are considered famous? Do you think they give them a list of towns where their commercials run, so they know where the can walk in peace?
I just saw a headline…HAPPINESS IS FLEETING
Do not let such things worry you. Happiness is only important if you are concerned with it. Don’t think about it, and you won’t even know it’s gone.
We need more common sense.
I have it but I’m afraid to use it for fear people would think I’m common.
So that's what legal pads are for? I thought they were for making filing them difficult, like legal cases. My ex-wife was no dog, but she had a dog named after a famous McDonald's lineage and even had half a Big Mac for his birthday. Tobias McCracken McMuffin.
Famous commercial people have good agents. I prefer the original Kentucky Colonel, not really a colonel, but a short order cook cum entrepreneur extraordinaire. Who are all those imposters?
Happiness comes, happiness goes… I chase after happiness whenever he shows.
Famous commercial people have good agents. I prefer the original Kentucky Colonel, not really a colonel, but a short order cook cum entrepreneur extraordinaire. Who are all those imposters?
Happiness comes, happiness goes… I chase after happiness whenever he shows.
Ron