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While going through some clouds we hit a data poclket

I had a bit of a bumpy flight on my recent excursion. We were going through some clouds and hit a data pocket.

We must have dropped a hundred feet. Everyone who had their seatbelts unfastened flew up and slammed into the ceiling. Luggage bin doors flew open dropping heavy bags on unsuspecting passengers including one fellow who had just taken off his helmet.
Everyone screamed as oxygen masks fell down right before their eyes and they wished they had watched the preflight presentation on how to use them.
A man flew out of the restroom with his pants around his knees and everyone wished they hadn’t looked.
If they had served dinners, like the Old Days, it would have been all over me.
Everyone thought we were going to die, but we didn’t. We would have been dead for the rest of our lives.
The world wide web is getting out of hand. Some folks want to sue Google.
Other than that the flight was rather boring.

They did some medical tests when we landed. I tested positive for negativity.

While driving home I almost had an accident with a newspaper truck. It was not my day for data.

Penwose Out.
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on October 26, 2019
Not to worry, it was all AI directed VR in cgi using human crash test dummies for realism, really.

Bye, George,

Ron

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