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What will they put in my bag?

Halloween

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MY PSYCHIC TOLD ME TO DATE A PSYCHOPATH
Written by a woman in desperate need of something desperate.
I wonder how long it will take her to come knocking on My door?
If it is tonight her search will go on without me.

Halloween Thought
Today I can look in the mirror and feel vindicated with the knowledge, and hope, that I am someone’s fabrication and not one of my own.
Yet I wonder, if I knocked on a door what would they put in my bag?

If I was different than I am, would I still be different from everyone else?

I considered laser liposuction, but what good would it do me?

Do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever seen a ghost? Has anyone you know ever seen a ghost? I’ve never seen a ghost, nor anyone I know. That’s a fact!
One thing is for sure based on that fact…
Without a doubt…Ghosts are invisible.

Today at Einstein Bagels, one of the guys behind the counter was wearing a huge inflatable green alien that appeared to be on his back with its arms around him.
I told him I also have an inflatable doll but mine is more functional.
He laughed, but it was one of those nervous laughs.
That is the reaction I was looking for.
I don’t think he’ll be wearing it next week.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 1, 2019
Or next year for that matter. The latest rage is telling kids not to dress sexy. But if they dress up like the little mermaid, they will only have half of a problem. And if they dress up like the princes, they must be sure they are not the daughter of the king with no clothes. Or Lady Gaga or Lady Godiva for that matter, but only the horse knows.

Bye, George,

Ron



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