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I'll answer like a Yentl

This popped up on my computer today…
“This page is asking you to confirm if you are still alive.”

I’ll answer it like a Jewish Yentl…How do you answer such a question? Maybe I’ll wait until after I’m dead and lie about it. If I lie now they’ll wonder how I answered the question? I can say I recorded it previously.
That’s a bit of a trick statement…all recordings are previous.

I was in Einstein’s Bagel shop yesterday. The operatives there wear shirts with slogans on the back. I have a good slogan for them…
“IF Einstein ate bagels, he may have done better in school?” By George
The By George gives it class. Which it did the same for me.
You don’t want to say, “he would have” because that implies a guarantee, and folks could sue when their idiot kids stayed stupid.

Then there’s piped in music. I have the PERFECT SONG to play…
Sung by Madonna…
“Last night I dreamt of Some Bagels.”

Play that and the peoples will be in there dancing all day!

Hope you had a nice Christmas. It was the last Christmas of the year. Today is the last Friday of the year.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 30, 2019
Tried bagels for a while, still didn't make me Einstein. So I switched to English muffins. Used coffee instead of tea because I'm sacrilegious. Whatever that means.

Bye, George,

Ron

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