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Time waits for no man

A LITTLE TID BIT ABOUT TIME

I’ve expressed this before, with regards to time, but it is worth repeating for those who/whom desire the secret to remaining young through philosophy.
What does time wait for?
Time waits for No Man.
What is No Man?
No Man is an island.
Therefore, and this is a philosophical fact, If you want to stay young, go live on an island.

There are, or will be, times when you are depressed, down on yourself, low self-esteem. Have no fear, these negative moments can easily be defeated.
EASY Anti-Depressant…(works for Everybody.)
Go downtown, or to a mall, somewhere where a large number of people will pass by. Take a seat so you are comfortable…and see how many people you can spot that you’re glad you don’t look like.
Works every time, for everybody.

Time never stops. It marches on continuously. However we do. We stop to sleep. The gears of time are turning all around us as we snooze oblivious to time as though a clutch were engaged and we were shifted out of gear. We lay in neutral as time and the world spins by.
We may awaken through the night, but quickly fall back to sleep without realizing the time we are unaware of.
We awaken in the morning and feel invigorated but still unconscious to time. We no not how much has passed or what we missed. We are just as ignorant to time as when we were asleep, except we are awake, but the gears still spin around us in neutral.

Then we look at a clock…BANG! We are back in gear! We know what time it is, and we regain entry into the time continuum.

Then we look in the mirror…and head for the mall.

It’s about time!

Penwose Out,
NoPo8
By George


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 10, 2020
Time kept me from responding promptly to your Tidbits. Why I keep a clock at my bedside and have to turn to face it just to make sure that I have the time correct. Except, of course, when there is a power outage and I don't have a cell phone, and therefore I've lost all track of time.

Must run… "I'm late. I'm late. For a very important date…" March Hare.

Bye, George,

Ron

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