Ideas keep rolling in

HOW THE WEST WAS LOST
The ideas keep rolling in

We may have the narrator say something like…
Buffalo were the main source of life for The Mopaches. Not only did they provide them with food, clothing, and other stuff, but they were also a source for merriment

Lt. Rancid is the main antagonistic victim of Cold Duck and Larry.
Scene: Rancid is out riding in the desert and comes across a herd of buffalo. Cold Duck and Larry are walking toward it with a stool and a bucket.
Rancid, What are you doing with that bucket?
CD, We’re going to milk a buffalo
Rancid, Milk a buffalo?
Larry, Yeah, buffalo milk is the best!
CD, Can’t beat buffalo butter!
Rancid, I didn’t know you could milk buffaloes?
CD, Just like milking a cow
Rancid, I never milked a cow…although I’d like to.
CD, Would you like to milk a buffalo?
Rancid, Can I?
CD, SURE! Here, you can use our bucket
Larry, Just go sit near the back of the buffalo, put the bucket down, reach between its legs, and pull.

As Rancid walks toward buffalo…
Larry, That’s a bull he’s heading for
CD, We better get out of here quick, this is not going to be pretty.
In background hear buffalo snorting and Rancid screaming.

Later see Rancid in bandages from head to toe. Says, “Cold Duck!” When folks ask what happened he says he tried to milk a buffalo.
SG Pepper, “Teach you that at West Point, did they!…ah, Sir”

Each subsequent time he has less bandages, but always wears neck brace.