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I always wanted to be covert!

Writing Between The Lines

One thing we have learned from watching low class, no budget, disaster films, is The Government never tells us everything. They classify all the gory details and leave it up to The Nosey Media to find The Truth.
With that in mind we must assume things are a lot worse than they appear.

Here in Nevada, The Governor has decreed that all casinos and non-essential businesses will be closed for 30 days or longer, whichever comes first? I wonder if he will keep working? I hope he does not consider himself essential.

I received a memo stating my writings are of a non-essential nature and I must Cease and Desist immediately. The letter warned that, “if the recipient does not discontinue specified conduct, or take certain actions, by deadlines set in the letter, that party may be sued.”

I replied that all frivolous flagrant lawsuits are non-essential.

From this moment on, my writings will be considered covert.

I always wanted to be covert!

Fortunately I have foreseen such things and hoarded mass quantities of toilet paper, which I will use, like Legos to build a fort to hide in. Toilet paper is by far superior to Legos when the need comes forth for “other things.”
My writings will be sent out by low frequency frequencies and scrambled for those without a shibboleth.

Those of you who read the material will be subject to persecution under the Miscellaneous Conglomerate Act, which substantiates persecution for anything.

It is recommended you procure as much toilet paper as you can find.
Many of my readers have foreseen these events with me and hoarded toilet paper in substantial quantities.

History will remember us as Penwose’s Horde.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on March 20, 2020
I will read your nonsense under the cover at night. And I suggest you require your readers to have paid passwords. Don't want your obscurity to be revealed. But I will continue to covertly stalk you like a good troll should.

My partner's dry-cleaning and alteration business can hardly be considered, "essential." Yet she finds that business has picked up as people are in a hurry to alter their clothes for sheltering in place where no one will see them anyway. And people are now eager to clean their clothes so that they will spread the virus to the people who handle those clothes for either laundering or dry-cleaning. This kind of activity is as useless as tits on a boar, but then so is blowing your nose on rough toilet paper like the ones you have been stealing from public places rather than buying soft tissue. Hoarders of nonessential toilet paper (use grass, leaves or old Spiegel catalogs instead) should be ashamed of themselves and turn themselves in.

Bye, George,

Ron

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