I was going to make a statement that I was not going to talk about, “The Virus,” but that would be talking about, “The Virus,”
so nevermind.
Headline
Conjoined twins have problems with Social Distancing?
I made that up.
Headline
This Southern Town Was Growing So Fast, It Passed a Ban on Growth
Short kids have nowhere to hide.
Sports
Headline
Corona Virus pandemic could jeopardize NBA salaries
Oh Gee, wouldn’t that be terrible?
Headline
Duke sophomore point guard Tre Jones declares for NBA draft
He obviously didn’t read the above.
Headline
Artie Burns signs with Bears
Steelers found out he wasn’t related to George Burns after all.
Science wonders?
If a man walks east around the world, and another walks west, at what point will they meet?
Sometimes when I send stuff out I have to click on a box that says,
“I am not a robot.” How do they know I’m not lying?
I apologize for all the breaking "fake" news that I have forwarded through ignorance on my part to your part. I haven't heard from you for a very long time, so that must be very good news, or you are dead and that could be good news, too.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Bye, George,
Ron