Social Distancing
Remember, The further away you are from somebody, the closer you are to everyone else.
There is no truth to the rumor that Corona Virus comes from the planet Corona. Of course there may be no truth to That rumor?
There’s nothing new about social distancing actually. Women have been doing it to me for years. My Xwife and I did it for years. I will say this about that, although it may be a health benefit, it certainly is not good for a marriage.
My Xwife was due to come to my house for a conjugal visit.
Hallelujah!…Social Distancing saved me again!
What the heck, we never even had them conjugal things when we were married?
If she gets mad she’ll send her flying monkeys. What am I talking about? She IS mad. That’s why she is where she is.
I hope those are birds?
I just checked the TV lineup for today…THEY NEED TO FIND A CURE NOW!
There is no way we are going to survive such programming!
I’ve just completed the 2020 Census. I wonder when I will see the results? I hope I got them all right…but what are the chances of that?
What will my IQ be?
I said that I would be living alone at this address during 2020. What are the penalties if someone moves in with me?
My house is not big enough for social distancing.
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