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Don't leave home without one.

Alibis
Don’t leave home without one.

Seriously, you never know when you will be nabbed for something you didn’t do, by an eyewitness, who says you were there, even though you were miles away.

You need to be able to prove it. A good alibi will be your proof.

Alibis are powerful defense weapons. Nobody can be in two places at once.
If you were apprehended, “In the act,” of allegedly committing a crime, and you can prove you were somewhere else, you will get off scot free.

You need a complete stranger for an alibi.
Your own mother is not a good alibi. They know she will lie for you. Actually none of your family or friends are good alibis for the same reason.
You need someone who has never seen you before, other than the time they are saying they saw you.

Photos make good alibis
Take selfies of yourself at various times of the day, in various places showing landmarks, and keep them until after several days have gone by without being arrested.

Alibis are tricky things.
Keep abreast of the news. If a crime of any kind was committed in the vicinity of footage you recently filmed, GET RID of the phone!
They have ways of bringing it back if you delete it.

Remember, if you have a good alibi nothing can happen to you. If you do not have an alibi your world can come crashing down upon you.

Prisons are full of innocent people who had no alibis. Ironically they now have perfect alibis.

I never go out without an alibi…unless I forget.

Penwose Out,
By George
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