Try learning nothing

There’s a lot to learn about learning nothing.

Learning nothing is more difficult than it seems. You can’t go to school without learning something. When kids come home and their mom’s ask what they learned, and they say, “Nothing.” They’re lying.

Try to learn nothing. When you wake up tomorrow say, “Today I am going to learn nothing!”

You cannot learn nothing! If you learn nothing, you’ve learned something. Nothing may be nothing, but if you learned it, that’s something.

Nobody is nobody. You may feel like nobody, but you are just like everybody else, only different.

If you were nobody you could be King, for nobody can be king, except his father’s son, providing that father was King, and not nobody.
Somebody has to be King, yet nobody can be King. We search for somebody, yet nobody comes forth. Therefore nobody rules.

Nobody confuses me more than I do myself.

So what have you learned?…Nothing!

Penwose Out,
By George
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