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I wish I had

I Almost Put A Hurtin On His Head
The more I think about it the more I wish I had.

This guy inline at Walmart a couple days ago said I was too close to him. I pointed to the line below me. He said I’m supposed to be behind it.

“I am!”

“Well, your cart is supposed to be behind it too.”

“Carts are not part of the equation.”

He moved up, and I let him go.

I could have said, “Then why isn’t your cart behind the line?”
And even better, “IF you are so concerned, why aren’t you wearing a mask?”

What a jerk! I should have showed him what people from Pittsburgh do.

I hope I don’t see him again because I’m on blood thinners.

By George

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Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on May 3, 2020

Glad that I don't have to stand in lion (like my sister used to say). Be thankful the guy wasn't carrying an assault rifle like they do in Michigan to greet the assembly/governor. But I guess it's one way to have everybody keep well away from you. What, over 100 yards and preferably behind a building or a car?

Bye, George,

Ron

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