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I'm at 50/50

There’s a movie on tonight entitled, “More Dead Than Alive.”
Right now I think, (Hope?) I’m at 50/50.

50/50 is good, especially where I live, Las Vegas. If you go into the casinos and come out with 50% of what you went in with you’re doing pretty good.
That is if you’re an IDIOT!

I need to be much better than 50/50.
How can I improve the equation?

What if I were Middle Aged?
Would that not still be 50/50?

I am starting to look at this darkly, for middle age has sailed by long ago…unless I live to be 150.

If I compare the years I’ve lived to the one’s I have left the ratio has me at Death’s door.
I wonder…Is that better than Death being at My door?

I will think about it…
If Death is at my door, and I am at Death’s door, theoretically I should be untouchable…depending on how far we live apart?
Which brings up another interesting question…does Death LIVE at his/her address?

I do not like to deal with theories. I prefer facts. The only fact I see before me is I must live to be 150.

So that is what I am going to do. Feel free to join me!

Penwose Out,
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