Do I look like a fool?

I got am email from a guy who sounded like he was from India, or one of those foreign countries?
He told me he knows a country that uses Monopoly Money for currency.
For every thousand American Dollars I send him, he’ll send me ten times that amount in Monopoly Money.

I replied, “DO I LOOK LIKE A FOOL?”
(I knew he didn’t know what I look like.)

I figured if he was going to send me that much money, it must be counterfeit.
I also figured why should I cut him in?

I went to Walmart and was going to buy up all the Monopoly games they had, but they said because of the pandemic I could only buy two.

I started going back and forth to my vehicle with various disguises but they still recognized me, (those glasses with the big nose are worthless,) so I had to go all over the valley to different stores until I got a bunch of them.

I faced felony charges for hoarding. I told them I wasn’t hoarding, I was monopolizing.

They dropped the charges.

Now, all I have to do is find out what country that guy was talking about, and I’ll be rich!

Ain’t life grand!

Penwose Out,
By George
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