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At least for the time being?

DEATH ELUDED
At least for the time being?

Drugs are taken blindly with hopes they will, “Do the trick,” however unless they are “Fun Drugs” that give us a buzz, we really do not know their effect?

This morning, as I cut myself shaving, I found out my Blood Thinners are doing quite well, which in that instance, was not a good time to find out.

I thought I had the bleeding stopped, but I dripped blood in the shower.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, but Bloodlessness is next to death, which may lead to Godliness?, but I’m not ready to find out.
Know what I mean?

I jumped out of the shower leaving cleanliness for another day.
There were two leaks. I stopped the big one, but the little one was a bit of a jerk. I finally stopped everything with my good ol trusty Ceptic Pencil, without which I would have been dead long ago.

I think I need to use an electric razor.

Update…
As I sat here typing I felt something oozing? My face is very sensual.
I looked in a mirror and saw the little one was dripping.
Now I sit here with a piece of toilet paper on my face.
These days if I run out I’m in trouble.

Further note…A few days ago I did some yardwork…weed-wacking and sweeping, etc. When I took off my gloves I found big purple patches on both arms.

I have to take the blood-thinners for a year because of my new stent.
It seems I cannot do anything?

Cheers,
By George


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