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A calming notion

Professor Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

Good Evening,

I just checked tonight’s TV lineup. There’s a movie on entitled Buried Alive, a concept I’ve often thought about but never dwelled on.

In the old days people were often buried while stlll alive because everyone thought they were dead…unless they moved at the last moment. I should like to have “a move,” arranged.
It is difficult to read this type of thing without thinking of one’s self.
The fact is, If I were to be buried alive, I would be in some deep sxxt, because I DO NOT DIG.

Several readers commented they found Dr. Swigmon Fwad’s last article on Insanity depressing.
I would like to comment on their comments.

Is it not invigorating to find that those, and you know who you are,
who arrived at the “Second Funeral” concept, are not crazy, insane, lunatics…but merely homicidal?

I find that a calming notion.

Penwose Out,
By George
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 28, 2020
I haven't found your last article today and am not looking for something depressing. Thank goodness! On the lighter side, some coffins were equipped with a rope attached to a bell so that if the deceased decided to wake up after overindulging in alcohol laced with lead, if his brain still function properly would become a "bellringer," and live another day. That is if they came to his rescue, before his oxygen ran out.

Ron

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