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There's a new super hero in town

HOW NOW BROWN COW

There’s a new super hero in town these days…CowMan!
If you need me, allow extra time for traffic.

Actually I’m not super. I thought I was once, when I was struck by lightning, but I guess it didn’t take?
I’m not even a Hero, although I did save a guy’s life once.

I’m Part Cow Now, and loving it!
I could have been part pig, but I’m not, I’m beefier.

Judy mentioned that I may start “grazing in the grass,” which I now view as a nice thing to do on a pleasant afternoon, although I may need to apply a tenderizer?

I suppose I will have to wait awhile for the full effect of the surgeries.

One thing for sure, Ethel is gone.
It occurred to me I may need to clarify Ethel.
Ethel, (Ethel Murmur,) was the murmur that occurred because of the bad heart valve. I’ve had a murmur for over 30 years.

The surgery did not remove the bad valve, but placed a new valve over it. When/if the new valve goes bad, they’ll simply place another new valve over it. At least that’s the plan.

The best thing is I’m ready for The Red Cross Hurricane Season. Hopefully it will wait until the corona stuff is over.

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