The Continuing Saga

The Continuing Saga of The World As I See It
By Ambrose Penwose, Kiwi

This may be one of those days when strange stuff pops into my head, so I’m preparing myself with a cup of coffee and a recorder.
Usually I cannot write fast enough to keep up.

I made a comment about some American robins.
A friend of mine commented, “They're friends with the American BATMAN?”
I believe he believes Batman is a real person?
I replied, “As long as they're not Robin the middle class...of whom I hope to be someday included?”
People tend to think I believe the middle class are real people.

My Ol Aunt Minnie thinks the Middle Class are those in Middle School...
I can see how she figures? She said she never went to middle class but got knocked up and went home to mothering my cousins. She hopes to go back someday and get her middle school degree that she lost out on, particularly since my cousins are such losers.

Then I saw this…
23 Signs You’re Secretly a Narcissist Masquerading as a Sensitive Introvert.
I commented…”I used to be one of those, but the rental place wanted their Damn Costume Back!”

I’ve heard of narcissists but have always been too concerned with myself to look it up.

Today, I looked it up…
Narcissist…The art of being narcissistic.
Don’t ya just love those definitions that explain nothing?

They just televised another movie…The Birdcage.
Those two gotta be gay, right?

I didn’t watch it , I just heard from a friend. He didn’t watch it either.

Those who watch it are Homo’s, and those who don’t are Homophobic.
Those kinds of movies are traps for those of us who just want to be normal.

That’s all I have.

Penwose Out,
By George
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