Do not try this on family members

Dr. Swigmon Fwad, Kiwi

Good Evening,

High-Pathetical situation…
You walk into a room and sit down at a table with five other people. You yawn. All of the others yawn as well because yawns are contagious.

You start to mingle and move to another table. You yawn. Once again everyone yawns back…except one. That person is a Psychopath.

We suggest you do not try this on family members as the results may be hard to except.

Psychopaths do not return contagious yawns because they lack empathy, or the ability to care.

If you should disregard our suggestion and yawn at home around the dinner table and one of your children, or perhaps your spouse, does not yawn back, do not automatically assume they are a Psychopath.
They may merely be a Sociopath.

Both Sociopaths and Psychopaths are immune to contagious yawns, and tend to show the same traits, however there are differences…

Sociopaths, in general, tend to be more impulsive and erratic in their behavior than their Psychopath counterparts.

Sociopaths make it clear they do not care how others feel, while Psychopaths pretend to care.

Sociopaths are prone to fits of anger and rage, while Psychopaths pretend not to care.

Professor Penwose informs me that he frequently yawns during class and none of his student’s yawns back, and HE doesn’t care.
We see some sort of a red flag here?

If you feel you have a Sociopath or a Psychopath living with you, the best thing to do is keep them locked in a room or closet.

Swigmon Out,
By George
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