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In response to a dated message, a good friend of mine wrote that she cannot wear the type of Smart Watches I recommended. If you do not recall the message, you are not following me…at least close enough to read.
She said she can only wear watches with Old Fashioned batteries, or those you actually have to wind up.
I stated that old-fashioned batteries are probably dead by now, and the kind you have to wind up, are wound down.
The trouble with watches is you have to have another watch, or clock, to make sure they are giving the right time. You also need something to show the watch, or clock, you are using to show your watch is giving the right time, is giving the right time, and so forth.
The truth is NOBODY KNOWS what the real time is?
Ask me if I care?
Penwose Out,
By George


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 13, 2020
"Does anybody really know what time it is?" Chicago. You're right. At 20, when I found that my chrome expandable wristwatch just spun around on my shrunk to the bone shriveled wrist, I put it in a drawer and never wore a wristwatch again. Strangely, throughout my school and working life, I was usually early for events and hardly ever, late. Not only don't I wear watches. They don't have to be smart.

I recall when my father, a truck driver, showed me a rash on his wrist that he said was caused by the metal alloy some of the watches (copper?). He said that he only bought Timex watches because he had a whole drawer of broken watches from when he was handling freight and they got broken.

It is a broken smart watch smart enough to fix itself?

Ron

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