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None of them seemed to know?

Last night, as I watched an old episode of Seinfeld, I was reminded of something that happened during my Las Vegas Tour Bus Driving Days. The episode dealt with Kramer’s switch from jockey shorts to boxers because of his low sperm count.

In those days there was a hotel on The Strip known as, The Jockey Club. I often asked patrons, I dropped off there after tours, if it dealt with those little guys who rode race horses, or the underwear?

None of them seemed to know…or care.

I asked if their rooms were smaller than normal?
They said they did not notice a difference.
“How bout the doors…Did you have to bend down?”
Even the tall guys said, “ No.”

So I’m thinking it must have been pertaining to the underwear?
What do you think?
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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 16, 2020
Logic would say that the club was catering to the ponies. Horse racing and gambling has been around forever. Much of the casinos would be there without a horse racing.

On the other hand it's a tossup. Boxers only look good on boxers. Whichever side the average guy hangs, she doesn't care until she sees the real thing. When she does, for some religious reason, she either says, "Oh my God" or she says, "Oh my Lord." It all depends on which way he, not she, planned it. My guess is that jockeys are naturally bigger, regardless of which side they crack the whip.

Ron

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