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Good thing!

My Biggest Fear

I certainly am no political advisor, however from a political advisor’s point of view, I will say that this may be a good thing?

I really don’t care who is president as long as it isn’t Sleazy Hillary.
Trump beat her last time which was a glorious phenomenation.
I’m afraid she’s still waiting in the wings, like a buzzard, to strike again.

If Trump won this election, “She” may have run again in 4 years?

Now fortunately, if fortune allows it, Biden will have the next 8 years sewed up, as Democraps usually do.

OMG! I just checked Google to see how old the Old Bat is?
She’s 73, same as me.
EEEEOOOO… (spit, spit,) I feel so violated! Life has dealt me a nasty hand. Aces and 8s would be better. Do I look as bad as her?

So now we know that in 8 years she will be 81, if she makes it, and too feeble to run…or even walk.
Of course by then they may be able to keep her alive by things mechanical or cryogenical, who knows?
She may even be strapped to an ironing board, with Bill scooting her around with a two-wheeler.
I’d be willing to keep her in my freezer.

All that we know is she will be lurking and sulking and hoping for a way to, “Get in.”

We have to keep her, “OUT!”

Cheers,
By George


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