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Kudos To The Writers Of Young Sheldon
I would be remiss to not mention this

They came up with the perfect scenario in last night’s show.

Sheldon was learning how to ride a bike so he would not have to go to college with training wheels. That in itself is a bit of a snit.

His sister was helping him…snit, snit.

He was pedaling and she said she was going to let go.

“Don’t let go…Don’t let go!”

“I let go!”

“I’m doing it!”

Suddenly he was attacked by a chicken.

Can you believe it, a chicken!

No other character in the history of television was more appropriate to be attacked by a chicken, except maybe Barney of Mayberry?

That was Brilliant!

He crashed and broke his arm.
Editor’s note…This would have been a good time to use my line spoken by his sister, “You were wearing a helmet. Why didn’t you land on your head?”
It is ill conceived that they would not have used it had they known it, so we must assume they don’t know it?
Anyone with Hollywood connections feel free to connect with Hollywood and tell them said comment so they may inject it into a show or two somewhere down the line…absolutely free of course, yet a byline would be nice.

The neighbors idiot kid said the chicken got off it’s leash.

Later his mother, fearing repercussions, knocked on Sheldon’s door telling his father that would never happen again, and offered a covered peace plate. His father looked under it…
“Oh, chicken!”…then gave the mother a funny look, with her saying, “NEVER AGAIN!”

The show was impressive as usual and I now have incentive, not that I need it, to watch further episodes for my line about the helmet.

Keep watching,
By George


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 23, 2020
I had developed such a distaste for sitcoms, when a high school friend told me that he was really enjoying the Big Bang Theory, I was tempted, but never started watching. So when, Young Sheldon came along, I did the same. Perhaps I was wrong.

Ron

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