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I can make a lot of money

I am going to Rent Out my face.
It’s just sitting around doing nothing so it might as well make some shillings.
I’m going to rent it to those guys who make Cardboard Cutouts for football games.
There are literally thousands being used, yet there are still thousands of empty seats, which translates to Space Available.
I can be one of them, or two, or several? I can be at all of the games at once with nobody even noticing. That should be a hefty sum.
The truth is, hundreds of years from now these CCCs (Covic Cardboard Cutouts,) are going to be worth millions.
I must get a few for myself incase I’m still around.
Of course by then millions will be worth thousands.
I wonder what the going rate is today? Probably more than a little bit? Unless they just let them into the games free?
If that’s the case forget it!

Penwose Out,
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