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The Final Frontier

The Three Infinities

The First Infinity is Space, The Final Frontier.
At this moment, Captain Kirk is still alive and will probably plagiarize me for using the term, or is it the other way around?
No matter, as he will not last long, do to his nighttime breathing dilemma, and will pass on into the second infinity discussed later.
For now we are talking about Space.
Space goes out in all directions to infinity.
Infinity is defined by the dictionary as, The quality or state of being infinite.
I refer to those types of definitions as those that do not define.

Infinite is defined as, unbounded, unlimited; boundless; endless.
That, is what we are looking for.
Space is infinite in all directions.
We can go forever in one direction and never be any closer to the end then when we left.

The second infinity is death.
This is the one directly associated to us. We will never perceive the infinity of Space, but we will all realize the finality of death, which goes on forever. It ends our lives, yet there is no end to it.

The third and least productive infinity seems to be the time taken, and about to be taken, to produce and release my humorous screenplay. Within the infinity may be a rogue producer who picks up the script and deals with it turning me into an overnight success, until the next morning when they realize I am dead and living in the second infinity. Or not?

Irregardless, I am restrained in a world of endless submissions and rejections which may in fact be a Forth Infinity?

Penwose Out,
By George
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