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Of course I can still get hit by a bus.

I AM IMMUNIFIED!
Got my second shot!
Now I can walk up to Covid and laugh in it’s face…Ha Ha!
Of course I can still get hit by a bus.

I’m writing this so those of you not yet shot will have some idea what’s ahead of you.

I felt a little pinch and some pressure with the first one but nothing horrid. Latter I felt some soreness in my arm at the injection site. Kind of like a flu shot. Went away in a day. That was it. No other side effects.

Yesterday, I was sitting in a chair as the girl was filling out forms and doing things like putting alcohol on my arm. She turned away and I was going to jokingly say, “Didn’t feel a thing!”
Then she turned back and put a bandade on me.
“Holy Moly! Are you done?”
“Yep, That’s it!”
“I was going to joke with you, but I really didn’t feel a thing.”

So that was it!
I felt nothing all day and wondered if she did it right? Then during the night my arm started to hurt.
I woke up and said, “PAIN! Beautiful Pain…She did it right!”
Big sigh of relief.

So far so good on everything else.
That’s all there is to it. Relax and it will be over in a flash.

Try not to look at those lists of possible side effects. They tend to give your brain a suggestion and before you know it you have a headache, that really isn’t there.

Stay safe my friends.

Penwose Out,
By George


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